Thursday, 04 September 2008

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    Holy Smoke
    By Peter Murphy
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    Oh, hey, Internet. How's it going? Good? That's nice. Me? Oh, no, you don't want to hear about my life, it's not very exciting?

    What's that? Reading about me is the only reason to come here? Why, I guess you're right. Very well, then.

    My job ended on the 22nd of August, so I was once again plunged into unemployment. I quickly managed to get a part-time job delivering free samples of eggs to people, though, so I won't starve just yet. I'm looking for something else, though, so I can support an actually enjoyable life. I also moved out of the co-op on the first of August, and had a bit of a fight about the final rent. The person in charge of the place expected me to pay rent for August as well, you see, since I had one month's period of notice and got the new place just a week before moving out. A reasonable request under normal circumstances, but these weren't normal circumstances. The contract we'd written up at the start was actually never properly signed and returned to the apartment's owner, for one. I could also never officially live there, and had to have my mail delivered to my mother's place and picking it up there every once in a while. And, most importantly, I was being thrown out by them, rather than moving out of my own volition, and this notice was given to me - as you can see in my previous entry - in June, so I'd argue that the period of notice had already passed by the first of August. And, finally, the reason why I was being thrown out was never made very clear at all, so I felt somewhat justified in refusing to pay any more.

    Anyway, I ended up moving in with an acquaintance who was looking for a new flatmate, and I love the place. She's almost never actually home, though, being terribly infatuated with her new boyfriend and all, and is apparently planning to move in with him and rent her own room out to her previous flatmate who realized moving out wasn't such a grand idea. Yeah, it's a bit convoluted, but as long as it doesn't end up with me being thrown out of here, too, I can live with that. I can even officially live here, and therefore get my mail delivered to where I actually live, which is great.

    It also seems like I'll get to star on a book cover pretty soon, which is cool. It's been about to happen before but didn't, so I hope it turns out to actually do happen this time. More on this as it develops (if I actually bother writing here about it). All I know so far is that I'll have a rope tied around one leg and hang upside down naked from it.

Saturday, 07 June 2008

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    Hunky Dory
    By David Bowie
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    Hello there, internet. I'm sure you're as shocked as I am that I'm writing here again. I wouldn't bet on it becoming a regular occurrence though, but then again, it never has been.

    There have been several things happening since last time I wrote here. I've had the job I currently hold since December, doing customer service and not really enjoying the very loud customers. Still, it's the first job I've had where I haven't yet come to dislike my coworkers, so it's a bit of a pity that it'll end soon. Probably on the last of July.

    As for more interesting things, though, I've had a couple of new modeling jobs. At Textmässan (the Text Fair), Ink Förlag were presenting their new book "Lungmos: ett Dussin Recept", which is a collection of erotic reinterpretations of old Swedish cooking recipes. As a publicity stunt, they employed me to lay naked and covered in food on a gurney, and be wheeled about the fair as people took what they desired off my body for lunch. People were a bit cowardly though, and the only things that were taken was a few grapes and pretzels, situated in my hair and on my thigh respectively. It was a lot of fun, though, and I got 500:- (approximately 85$ US) for the two hours of work, in addition to ending up in the newspaper a few days afterwards. Here's a picture for your enjoyment:


    In addition to that, there's a release party for the very same book on the eleventh of June (Wednesday next week), at which I'm scheduled to appear again. I'm not sure if I'm to be covered in food once more or if they have other plans this time around, but either way will probably be fun. And after that, there's a queer festival during the 13th and 14th of June, at which I'll appear as a fashion model. I don't know if I'll be walking on a catwalk (which I have only a slight idea how to do) or what, although no prior experience was required so I'm sure it'll be fine.

    On a less happy note, though, I need to find somewhere else to live. I love my co-op and both the guys I live with, but apparently the feeling isn't entirely mutual. It's too bad, really, and it bothers me a lot more on a personal level than a practical one. After all, the co-op-mate who requested my moving out has been one of my closest friends since long before either of us even knew ourselves properly. In the end I think the loss is more his than mine, though.

Monday, 03 December 2007

Thursday, 11 October 2007

Sunday, 07 October 2007

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    Masculinities
    By R. W. Connell
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    I didn't get the job I was supposed to get, and that sucks. My current economic situation is at about 15,000 minus. Swedish kronor, that is.


    On a better note, I almost got a modeling gig at a fashion show a few weeks back. Obviously "almost" isn't quite enough, but it's still a good boost to my self esteem. I'll probably be photographed for an exhibit at next year's Pride week, though, which is nice. The theme is androgyny.

Monday, 24 September 2007

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    Yours Truly, Angry Mob
    By Kaiser Chiefs
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    What.

    I'm still alive, I just don't bother writing here a lot. Which should be perfectly fine, because as far as I know nobody's actually reading this anyway.

    Anyway, dear Internet, I said I'd tell you about the Phantom Cunt Phenomenon. Well, I won't. Because I can't be bothered.

    The current state of affairs is that I'm unemployed still, despite repeated near-promises of employment from a chief of tech support who does her job so badly I should just take over. Sadly, though, that's not how things work.
    In any case, the original agreement was that I would get at least three months of trial employment, after which I'd be evaluated and possibly hired for a while longer. The current agreement, apparently, is that I'll possibly get to work until someone better comes along, which will be one month at most. I certainly don't know when this became the agreement, because I certainly never agreed to any such thing - nor was it even mentioned to me before friday, when I received an email stating that she'd found someone who was going to get the job as soon as he could quit his current one. The email was phrased in a way that clearly makes it seem as if she assumed I knew this was how it would go already, despite having told me differently.

    tl;dr: My potential employer has screwed me over and I'm not happy at all.


    As for better news, I'll be on the cover of the same book as Hanna. I suspect that this is her doing, but I'm certainly grateful if that's the case.

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

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    A Brief History of the Twentieth Century
    By Gang of Four
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    I have returned.

    Arvika Festival 2007 was not as great as I had hoped it would be. The whole camping area basically consisted of mud. And that, my dear Internet, doesn't go well with a pair of Converse lookalike fabric shoes. Not at all.

    Apart from the mud, there were some bands playing. Unfortunately, I managed to miss pretty much all the bands I wanted to see (I managed to see Bloc Party, though, but they were very disappointing). I even missed Nouvelle Vague, the band I most wanted to see.

    There was also alcohol, of course. Between me and Kajsa (I drank most of this), we consumed two large bottles of vodka and got started on the third one, several 7,0% strength cider bottles, one box of wine, half a bottle of Kahlua and half a bottle of Sambuca. I have vague memories of sex on the first night of the festival, but I'm pretty sure both of the involved were too drunk to accurately remember it. Which might be good, because terribly drunk sex in a small tent probably isn't too great anyway.
    Erik also tells me that he saw me walking around with a completely unknown blonde girl during one night, which I remember absolutely nothing of. Coincidentally though, an unknown blonde girl looked out of a tent and greeted me at some point. I also encountered some girl who was terribly high on hash, and accompanied her for a while on her hunt for her lost sweater. That was mildly interesting.
    And, lastly, I met what might have been the most bitter man on Earth. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, despite being really pissed about his friends being boring.

    The best part of the festival was definitely when I sat with Kajsa outside the general camping area and we tried to spot attractive people. Turns out we like pretty much the same kind of girls, but that she couldn't for the life of her get my taste in guys. Then again, she's not very fond of guys at all.

    The worst part of the festival was that Hanna got dragged into C-M Edenborg's car, got worshipped and is now going to be a book cover model for Vertigo F顤lag. Of course, this isn't actually bad at all; it's great. I really like Hanna and I'm honestly glad for her sake. It's just that I've wanted the same thing for a year or more. I'm so jealous I could run into a brick wall.

    My next entry will probably be about the mysterious Phantom Cunt. Yeah.

Friday, 06 July 2007

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    Final Fantasy VI
    By Nintendo
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    Beastie Boys & Arvika 2007

    Yesterday I saw the Beastie Boys live, which was well worth the very little money I was willing to pay to see them. That is, for anyone who doesn't realize it by themselves, it was up to my expectations, but my expectations weren't too high anyway. I guess I'm just not their biggest fan.

    Anyway, afterwards I was invited to an afterparty at Lars' apartment. Now, the party itself was nice, and I met an old acquaintance from school, but the interesting thing was the apartment. Lars lives with an older gentleman, Karl-Johan, and another guy at Lars' age (18-ish). I knew before this that Karl-Johan could more than manage economically, but this was beyond any expectations. The man's bought two floors of an apartment complex in the middle of central Stockholm, including the stairs. It can only be described as fantastic.

     

    On a different note, I'm leaving for the Arvika festival this tuesday. I don't know a lot of bands I want to see there (off the top of my head, though; Bloc Party, Slagsm嶚sklubben, Nouvelle Vague, Apoptygma Berserk, Front Line Assembly, Hocico, Scissor Sisters, Timbuktu, VNV Nation and possiblt 69 Eyes just to have a laugh. Okay, so I cheated and checked the band list on the website), but a festival's always fun. I'll be sharing my tent with Liza and Kajsa, so it'll be tight. I certainly don't mind that at all, though.

    Also, Vertigo F顤lag will be there, like last year. This time I'll probably hang around a bit with them.

    I have no idea where I'm going to get money for alcohol, though.

Monday, 02 July 2007

  • Oh, right. I just noticed the new layout editor, so I activated it and stuff looks different. Tell me if it's horrible.

    I also found out that anonymous comments are now enabled. So those of you who can't be bothered with getting accounts can now write stuff here anyway. Please do.

  • Wow, I almost managed to write two entries in the same month. Awesome.

    Yesterday was spent mixing drinks and playing stripping Trivial Pursuit. It was fun, even though I was the most sober one and also the first to lose all my clothes. Not because I intended to, mind you, but because I'm terrible at Trivial Pursuit. Especially when it's the 1982 version. Liza, however, managed to keep some clothes on through almost all of the game. To everybodys disappointment. I left at five this morning, when the game was finally over, and visited Victor. The alternative was to lie on Liza's couch, listening to Kevin and Andy going at it in the guest room's creaky bed. This isn't to be interpreted as a bitter rant, mind you, because I'm certainly not bitter. I just wanted some sleep, which I wouldn't have gotten there. Or sex, but I don't think I'd have gotten that there, either.

     

    On a different note, I finished Sauermugg Redux by Stig S犚erbacken. It was an interesting read, both when it comes to contents and style. I'm not sure how to describe it, though; it's told by the "protagonist", Sauermugg, who is cynical and misanthropic on a very high level. He doesn't tell a story, really, he just retells various parts of his life. You know what, screw it, I can't properly describe it. Read it if you can find it in your language (which seems unlikely, to be honest), because it's a lot better than I make it sound.

    Then, after I finished Sauermugg, I got my copy of Final Fantasy VI for the GBA. So I didn't start reading Ernestine by Marquis de Sade (not findable in the "currently reading" window, probably because it hasn't been published outside of anthologies in English) until just recently. Not like it's a long story though, so I'll likely finish it the next time I pick it up. Between all these videogames and looking for a job, that is.

Mr_Lady

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    • Name: Theo
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    • Birthday: 8/22/1986
    • Member Since: 6/27/2004

About Me

  • I'm an intergendered relationship anarchist. Every time I get a drop down menu asking for my gender, giving me the alternatives "male" and "female", it pisses me off. The same thing goes for "marital status", with the limited options usually given. All these norms are so stupid.

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